You Still Look 49 From A Distance

GOOD NEWS: FROM ACROSS THE ROOM, YOU'VE BARELY AGED A DAY. BAD NEWS: CLOSE UP, IT'S LESS "TIMELESS BEAUTY" AND MORE "WEATHERED ANTIQUE THAT SURVIVED A STORM." THIS CANDLE IS BRUTALLY HONEST BIRTHDAY DECOR - PERFECT FOR THE FRIEND WHOSE FACE SAYS VINTAGE, BUT WHOSE JOINTS SCREAM EXTENDED WARRANTY EXPIRED. LIGHT IT UP AND EMBRACE THE FACT THAT THE ONLY FILTER LEFT IS DIM LIGHTING.