Sometimes I Just Be Fartin'

NOT SILENT. DEFINITELY NOT DEADLY. JUST UNAPOLOGETIC. THIS CANDLE IS FOR THE MOMENTS WHEN YOUR BODY DECIDES TO DO ITS OWN SOUND EFFECTS AND YOU CAN'T EVEN BLAME THE DOG ANYMORE. LIGHT IT UP TO MASK THE DAMAGE, DISTRACT THE GUESTS, AND REMIND EVERYONE THAT LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO HOLD IT IN.