Oh Shit! You're Half A Hundred

FIFTY. THE BIG 5-0. YOU'VE OFFICIALLY HIT THE AGE WHERE YOUR BACK GOES OUT MORE THAN YOU DO. THIS CANDLE IS PART CELEBRATION, PART ROAST - BECAUSE WHILE YOU'RE KNEES SOUND LIKE BUBBLE WRAP AND YOU'VE STARTED MAKING OLD MAN NOISES WHEN SITTING DOWN, AT LEAST YOU'RE STILL BREATHING. LIGHT IT UP AND LET THE ROOM SMELL BETTER THAN YOUR BENGAY COLLECTION.