I Think You're An Asshole

SOMETIMES GIFT-GIVING ISN'T ABOUT LOVE, IT'S ABOUT OBLIGATION. THIS CANDLE IS THE PERFECT MIDDLE FINGER WRAPPED IN WAX - A LITTLE HONESTY, A LITTLE SARCASM, AND JUST ENOUGH EFFORT TO KEEP MOM OFF YOUR BACK. LIGHT IT UP AND LET THE FLAME SAY WHAT YOU'RE REALLY THINKING: "YOU'RE WELCOME, ASSHOLE."