I Hear Old People Like Candles

NOTHING SAYS "YOU'RE ANCIENT NOW" LIKE GETTING A CANDLE AS A GIFT...SO WE LEANED IN. THIS ONE SMELLS BETTER THAN MOTHBALLS, BURNS BRIGHTER THAN YOUR READING LAMP, AND COMES WITHOUT THE JUDGEMENTAL AARP MAILERS. LIGHT IT UP AND EMBRACE YOUR NEW FIRE HAZARD STATUS - BECAUSE IF OLD PEOPLE REALLY DO LOVE CANDLES, YOU JUST HIT THE JACKPOT.