A Relaxing Candle

THIS ISN'T LAVENDER FIELDS AND WHALE SOUNDS - IT'S A FLAME TELLING YOU TO SHUT UP AND CHILL OUT. BECAUSE HONESTLY? YOU'VE BEEN STRESSING EVERYONE OUT, INCLUDING THE DOG. LIGHT IT UP, UNCLENCH YOUR JAW, AND LET THE SCENT DO THE EMOTIONAL LABOR YOUR THERAPIST'S BEEN BEGGING YOU TO TRY. CHEAPER THAN A SPA DAY, MORE EFFECTIVE THAN SCREAMING INTO A PILLOW, AND WAY LESS AKWARD THAN CRYING IN TARGET AGAIN.